I have not one but TWO 'Writing Well is the Best Revenge' tops from my friend at Fussy.org .
In college I had an entire collection of doozies:
- If you keep making faces, one day it is going to freeze that way -- sorry it already did (With calvin and hobbes)
- Don't be Silly, Wrap that Willy - my support for Aids awareness
- I've fallen and I can't get up --a number of cartoon characters around a keg..
You get the picture...I had more but I got rid of them at some point in my 20's.
I spent some time today perusing two sites, 'Think Geek.com' which has lots of nods to html freaks, bloggers and those who love binary code among others. Ah, the possibilities. I could enter a whole new social strata if people thought I might be smart, too.
- 'HTTP Error Code' panties
- 'I'm blogging this'
- 'MOM' in binary
- a drawing of a molecule of chocolate
- My personal favorite expression of indifference 'MEH'
Then my friend Melissa (not the blogger so often mentioned here) showed me Now and Zen ...and I laughed my ass off all afternoon.
- 'Caution - Cape does not enable user to fly'
- 'I Know Talent When I See it and You Don't Have It'
- 'So Far I'm Unimpressed'
- my fav...'There is no 'I' in suck, there is 'u' in suck
I also found some cool political shirts on other sites, like the one with Laura Bush's picture that says, "I'm with Stupid", or "Quick, get Bush another pretzel"...my personal favorite "Of COURSE the world revolves around me!"
I didn't order any because I couldn't just pick one, and at $20 each, it just isn't necessary to have a shirt with a saying on it so someone would check out my rack. People do that anyway. But it is darn fun reading!
What would your shirt say? (or does it already say?)
6 comments:
I was going to say, like anyone needed words on a shirt to check out your rack :) Those were some good ones.
Maybe mine should say something like, 'Yep, they're real, and they're MINE!'
No shirts, but two favorite pairs of undies. One is a Christmas pair that says 'Nutcracker' across the back. The other has (in pink block letters across the crotch) "DADDY I WANT A PONY". Love 'em...
hahahaha. I particularly like 'don't be silly, wrap that willy!'
I like the onesies they make for kids, too. I just got one for my boy that says: "Are these people really my relatives???' I'm thinking it screams 'Wear me at Easter!!!'
Onesies for kids are great. I just found one for a boy that says "Automatic sprinkler." I had to laugh. BTW, don't I seem to remember you having a pin in high school with something to the effect of needing to put chlorine in the gene pool?
These days, if I had a t-shirt that fit over the preggo belly I seem to already have, it would probably say, "Danger - Placenta brain in effect." By the end of September, it would have to say, "Not responsible for the effects of sleep deprivation."
TEEK!
It said, "STUPID PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BREED"
I stand firmly by that statement. Although, I wouldn't be here, would I? I like chlorine in the gene pool myself.
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