Monday, April 02, 2007

He did WHAT?

Whilst I was in the shower, Tippy went outside on the front porch to pee. And christen the concrete walkway, he did.

Why? In a house with THREE bathrooms, one of which was probably closer to him when he felt the urge than the front door?

Why couldn't Karateboy stop him? Because he was laughing too hard.

Great. Tippy's a performer just like the rest of us. Effin' great. That's just what I needed in suburban, whitebread Columbia. My own Jackass troupe in the making.

9 comments:

Heather said...

ROFL, I can only be happy that Boobah wasn't standing out on the front porch with him!

Lauren said...

LOL, oh OUUuwwwwch, I shouldn't laugh that hard at work, but seriously that was JUST what I needed this morning. There are reasons for everything in life. Tippy must have known that I needed a good laugh this Monday Morning and he provided it for me. Thank you for sharing!!!

g-man said...

Maybe he was just showing Karateboy how he washes off the "butt juice" from his toys.

Esmerelda said...

OMG! The butt juice...that's funny. Right there that sure is funny.

TxGambit said...

My boys like to pee outside too. We currently only have one bathroom but even when we had more than one, they loved to go outside. Why?? Oh why?

Builder Mama said...

Okay, but at my birthday party at our house 2 years ago, one of my friends' husbands peed in our driveway. Not like we don't have 3.5 bathrooms or anything. And he's like 40, not 4.

I think it's got to be some sort of genetic factor in men. They have the need to pee outside. Personally, it's a little too breezy for me.

Gadfly said...

Ha!

There's a thing that "boys will be..."

It'll come to me in a minute ;-)

aimee / greeblemonkey said...

"Jackass troupe" - love it!

Anonymous said...

lol And where was I?? Probably sound asleep!

The little runt! I hope he at least aimed for the dirt or grass!

I agree it must be a man genitic thing cause my girl's didn't do that!! Maybe I better take a pole of that first! I find some really amazing things they did as young ladies!!