We're hanging out at Gaysister's house. She's got a giant Rottweiller/Black lab and per Partner has a sweet little wiener dog. Heterosister brought her kids over and it is one big party.
My dogless children are making promises about cleaning up poop and fantasizing about whose bed the little dog, Jasmine, would sleep. It is fun to see them get licked. And Tippytornado likes to stick out his tongue and let the dog lick it. No one who knows Tippytornado is really surprised by this.
Oh and Gaysister has Playstation. Karateboy keeps calling it X Box, but he's still securely in 6 year old boy heaven.
Me, I'm relaxed. Considering what is going on in my life's periphery, and that there are 3 adults, four children and two dogs in THREE ROOMS, we're doing OK. Gaysister gave me the bed and she and Partner slept in the living room with all the little people and pets. I had 8 consecutive hours of sleep and woke up WHEN I FELT LIKE IT (8:30 ish). Life doesn't get much better than this. I fell asleep to the sounds of the two three year olds giggling....not bad.
Then, they fetched me tea with REAL SUGAR, and made me eggs, kielbasa, and toast with jelly. No splenda this weekend! I'm gonna be a fattie!
I might go to the salon today, or shopping. Gaysister is in charge of the children. To answer some relative's questions, I'm pretty sure she cannot make any of the four kids gay. Statistically, one of them will be, and my money is on Heterosister's son. Not that it would bother me if Karateboy and Tippytornado swung that way, it would just be entertaining to watch Heterosister and her husband's heads blow off at the thought.
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she has won, she has broken my spirit, i quit she can have her divorce. today (10-7) was to be our 13 annversery and with us separated, this weekend with the boy was going to be my way to get through it. but because she took off running to PA, i have no one. I can't do this any more, i give up, she wins, i'm not fighting to save the marriage any more.
"She took off running to PA with the boys", he says. Well guess what I would have done it a long time ago, Eyore is just lucky she allowed to be part of her life as long as she did and for that he gained two amazing boys. Listen, Eyore, this weekend was going to me your way to see her. You don't deserve to see her. You need pills one minute you love her and want to make it work and the next she's a bitch and you can't stand her. From the day I met you, you needed to have complete control over everything in her and had the answers to everything. Let me tell you something, the way you talk to people puts me and several other people in shock, screaming at her mother the way you do, but wait the true manly side comes out when there is any other male around, that's because you would be able to talk and for the last to years you are lucky that I am much mature than you, because I almost did it. You see you have no right to scream at people like they are dogs, for that matter a dog wouldn't even deserve that. In conclusion get over yourself and realize you screwed up a long time and she kept you around hoping you would cahnge and you only got worse.
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